Off exploring the cosmos while everyone thinks I'm reading in my room with the door locked.

Hobbyist criminal mastermind, occupational mind reader and practicing necromancer.

Oh, just everything.

Hello, as you may or may not have read, under user name, depending on if you accidentally clicked on this or not, I am God-mod. I study carnivorous plants and other exotics, as well as attempt to formulate a unified theory of everything despite the fact that the universe is largely duplistic and oxymoronic. I also write speculative science/mystery in roll plays, my characters generally being just as or more oxymoronic and duplistic than their said universes. Whatever the implication may be. I'm relatively good at making people very angry when I want to, but not so good at making them happy unless they have a sadistic sense of humor. I will admit that I am not a people person, and do 99% of my social interactions over the internet, and the other 1% with my immediate family and friend. And honestly, I prefer it that way.