Maybe I am not here, and I am just an image your imagination created, or what if I am behind you?

Paleontologist

Dinosaurs,Dragons,Cryptids,Spore,Godzilla

Once there was a frog named Jerry. He liked pie. He found a turtle named Honey Buns. They got tricked into a magic pot by a evil Mushroom named Toadstool. They never came out. After five years an owl made of gold came out. It sent a message to Frodo that read," You need to destroy the ring in Mordor". So Frodo went out, and met a guy named C3PO, who was a robot. So Ophestus the God got mad and forged a Trident for Poseidon. Poseidon went to search for Frodo and C3PO, but only found a Creeper who blew up in his face. He respawned back to the spawn location and went mining. After placing 128 torches in the cavern he found diamonds. So Raccoon City blew up, and the zombies got nuked. So Poseidon came into the ruins, with his new diamond armor and sword, and killed all the zombies so that Barsume/Mars was saved and John Carter returned to Earth. He was sad and pretended to die, so that the guys who can teleport and shapeshift would try to burn his body. So then Poseidon slashed their heads off and rescued John Carter as they went off and Nyan'd through space together. The End. Oh yeah and there was this octopus...