http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/list/2.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net If this doesn't get locked I shall post more.[/i]

[u][b]Characters so far Included:[/b][/u]

- RPtroll - That trollish guy who is the star in my epic tale.
- Sharples - RPtroll's now dead-wife as of chapter 5. Likes Spam and buttsecks.
- Sporemasterblackbird - Sporum HQ's director. He's 7ft tall, has a top hat on his top hat and eats crumpets.
- Drew980 - BAU Director. He's srs business.
- GroxLord999 - Grox Director. Likes to grope employees he doesn't like.
- Didzo - Receptionist. A lovable character who always pulls off his face.
- SapphireFlame - BAU Agent. Owns a ROFLcopter and likes Prog Rock.
- Kaleon - Sporum HQ Millitary. Can turn into a Mech and blow stuff up and whatnot.
- Mtsloud - Electrical Manager. Enjoys Coffee despite protests
- Vortex2 - RPtroll's Boss. Likes Cherry Scones.
- MisterTurtle - RP Agent. He once strolled straight into Mordor.
- BlackIce - Paper-Pusher. Friendly with RPtroll. Hates Becca.
- TheShipBuilder - Head Ship Builder. The bigger they are, the more he will love it.
- Mushroomking1 - Head Architect. Secretly 1000 years old; grows 1-up shrooms.
- Rebecca1208/Becca - Undead. Dragonforce was named after her.
- MetroPolice - Salesman. The walls don't have ears but Metro has 6 pairs.
- Grindstone - Certified Food Critique. Loves his 'EpicSauceTM'.
- Ansje - Healing Leader. Will patch your limbs back together with Prit-Stick and PVA glue.
- Doomsoul - LichLord. Your souls taste like Duck with Plum sauce.
- IceInMyBlood - Can make some awesome Ice Sculptures.

[u][b]Chapter 1[/b][/u]

RPtroll shook with fear as he had to go through the Sporum Inc. HQ in the middle of London for his daily job as a standard paper-pusher. He would simply get through this meeting he has with the Chairman about recent 'behavior-problems', get his daily list of jobs done and then go home to his wife Sharples for a nice cup of tea and a cute snuggle-up in bed.

Walking through the Automatic Glass Doors and into the front of the skyscraper he could see lots of people he knew walking swiftly to their destination with the odd one or two muttering a 'Hello' to him. The Receptionist, Didzo made a *hunf* face, sneering at RPtroll afterwards as he had to answer several calls. Several of the office managers, including RPtroll's own one Vortex2 having a sip of coffee with his buddy, mtsloud and chatting about the latest spaceships which have been commisioned for their departments.

RPtroll got into the lift which went up to the fourth floor which is where all of the resource forms and mail had to be filled out and delivered. He was too tired to notice anyone else in the lift untill someone tapped him on the shoulder and spun him around.

"Oi, Trollface or whatever moronic title you go by, I have 58 forms that I need you to fill out and I need them done sharpish otherwise I will see you out of your job very quickly" Groxlord spat, getting closer to Rptroll and groping his Trollish breast with a tender grip. Rptroll got out of the lift very quickly as the lift got to the fourth floor and into his office as Groxlord sneered at him just as the lift doors closed.

Rptroll managed to get through the morning and get all of the extra paperwork done aswell. Saying goodbye to his colleagues, he proceeded up the lft to floor 49 instead of floor 50 and knocked on the guilded double door which led to the CEO's office.

"ENTER" a echoey and Alpha-Tier voice of awesomeness stated. Rptroll entered the black and gold office, the floor shined with the light as it bounced off of the black marbel floors and walls. At the back of the room sat BlackBird, his 7 ft tall form dressed in a Huge long coat made out of the skin of spammers and trolls with his Top hat with another top hat ontop and a monacle which screamed 'Bow down to me*. He stroked his handlebar moustach with his gloved hands and peered down at the lowly form of Rptroll.

"So... I heard that you have been 'spamming' inside of my company eh? I shall say this: this is your last chance. If you spam once more... you shall be chucked into the ovens" Blackbird stated, eating a crumpet.
"Not enough butter" he grumbled, throwing the crumpet at Rptroll. It hit him in the side of the face.

It was very buttery.

"Now go away while I order some Tea" Blackbird said, dismissing Rptroll. The doors closed and Rptroll sighed.
Some of the crumpet juice got into his shirt.
Rptroll cried. Crumpet juice takes forever to get out of his favorite shirt.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733149.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733149.page GMT
Riveting tale chap. Continue.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733153.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733153.page GMT
[quote=xDoomsoulx]Several of the office managers, including RPtroll's own one Vortex2 having a sip of coffee with his buddy, mtsloud and chatting about the latest spaceships which have been commisioned for their departments. [/quote]
I dun like coffee. What da heck is this reffering to? >______>

I swear, this whole thing made me lol a million times ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733155.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733155.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733156.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733156.page GMT
[quote=xDoomsoulx]Several of the office managers, including RPtroll's own one Vortex2 having a sip of coffee with his buddy, mtsloud and chatting about the latest spaceships which have been commisioned for their departments. [/quote]
I dun like coffee. What da heck is this refering to? >______>[/quote]

In my story you like coffee.
Everyone can keep posting, I'm just doing this to mainly kill time.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733157.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733157.page GMT Everyone can keep posting, I'm just doing this to mainly kill time.[/quote]
Murderer!]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733158.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733158.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733159.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733159.page GMT It's not Sporum history, just who he thinks of at the moment.

Come on. You think GroxLord is Sporum history?]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733160.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733160.page GMT
RPtroll got back to his office and managed to get some of the crumpet stain out of his shirt.

That dasterdly CEO and his crumpet juice.

Going back downstairs to the First floor which had a Coffee shop, he order a triple-whipped creamy mocha spiked with hash and vanilla. Drinking it, he couldn't help but start to giggle uncontrollably and then order an American-Sized tray of chips with a Donner Kebab. munching on it all like a starved animal, he got up and stumbled around in his cream and Hash-whipped giggling.

"You... you know what would be funny guys? A fudgemispocket!"

He laughed so hard, he fell off of the balcony and landed in the lap of MisterTurtle who was reading his latest reports on the RP department's activity.

MisterTurtle wasn't amused in the slightest.

Rptroll had to be dragged up to his office by the security staff and strapped to his chair and watched so he didn't continute on for the rest of the day drawing absured pictures and trying to sing to the windows to do the Cha Cha.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733165.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733165.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733170.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733170.page GMT
"Comfirm you want to do this"
"Yes... it must be done"
"Are you sure it's the best way though?"
"I don't care! He must be eliminated!"

The Guard sighed and left the room, the metal sliding doors on the 40th floor automatically sliding shut. Drew sat in his chair, the BAU department under his ever-lasting watch.The latest reports have worried him about what actually goes on this building for only a few seconds. He sighed and put some epic aviators on his face.

"RPtroll must be chucked into the ovens regardless"

-------------

Rptroll had finished his day and had left the Sporum HQ to go back to his wife Sharples. As soon as he got to the street he lived on, a helicopter squadron armed with High-Calibur rifles all hovered and aimed at Rptroll from the skies about.

The BAU had arrived to take care of matters.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733200.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733200.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733205.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733205.page GMT
It has begun...]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733209.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733209.page GMT
SPORE, bro[b][/b]thel is censored. Clever admins.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733219.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733219.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733255.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733255.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733306.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733306.page GMT
Shame, I'll never get that promotion I've been seeking, what with the controversiality I've caused in the office over my career. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733343.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733343.page GMT
Rptroll ran and ducked under cover as hundreds of bullets rained down upon his trollish form. The road beneath his feet and the cars around him crumbled upon the onslaught the BAU were raining down.

"Sir! He's still alive" SapphireFlame shouted in disbelief. The rockets were mounted and fired out of the sides of the helicopters, missing Rptroll's head by a mere inch and hitting the house behind him.

"I'll have to take care of him myself then" Kaleon snarled. He injected himself with a metallic liquid and started to spasm as his body dropped out of the helicopter. Kaleon started to get taller and taller and his skin became hard and metallic, one arm grew an axe where the hand should be and the other arm grew a Pulsar Cannon, sparking into life. Kaleon swiped the car which RPtroll was hiding behind and kicked it out of the way.

The car landed in the window of KFC.

Rptroll screamed in agony as Kaleon in his mech form hit him with the side of the axe, his trollish body flinging straight into the air. Kaleon charged up a Pulsar shot which shot straight out of his cannon. it hit Rptroll hard enough to send him flying back from his street and crashing back into his office window at the Sporum HQ.

He landed at his buddy's desk, BlackIce who was preparing some crumpets to eat. The crumpets flew into the air and got all over RPtroll's shirt.
Crumpet juice flowed everywhere on Rptroll's shirt... again.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733387.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3733387.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734641.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734641.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734687.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734687.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734710.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734710.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734753.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734753.page GMT
RPtroll ate some Pasta

It was very delicious pasta.

Sitting in the First floor Cafe he ate alone at a table besides the white wall next to him. Simply himself and his Pasta.
Impious Iron walked up to the table and dropped some iron nails into RPtroll's Pasta and danced an Irish Jig as he slowly left the table. Many people cheered the talented Irish dancer on so he done a back-flip off of the balcony and landed on the tip-toes of his Irish dancing shoes with an ice sculpture in one hand and a beer in the other.

RPtroll sighed as he finished his Iron & Pasta meal and walked back into his office after entering the lift and being groped by Groxlord yet again. At his desk he finished all of the incoming paperwork which he had to do and decided to go to the 38th floor to see the company's latest experiments. As he walked into the floor which doubled up as a cargo hangar which had a launch-pad which goes out of the skyscraper he could see several people building stuff like TheShipBuilder who was building a Ship, MushroomKing1 who was building mushrooms and several grunts trying to recreate Pokemon and other bits.

One of the mushrooms shot out spores everywhere and they all flew towards RPtroll who got hit by them all.

Now he has to explain to his wife, Sharples why he has fungus between his toes.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734785.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734785.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734792.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734792.page GMT
Can't wait to see the next chapter. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734793.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734793.page GMT
]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734798.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734798.page GMT
RPtroll walked into his front door to see his wife Sharples preparing their plates of Spam for tea.
"Hello love" Sharples cooed, kissing RPtroll's rough trollish skin. She got out the knives and forks and they discussed many things over dinner including the latest Spamming activities and how amusing people are in general. Just as they were about to have buttsecks in bed, the roof was torn off by a giant pair of teeth.

The Dragon Lady, Rebecca1208 had arisen from the Graveyard of the Sporum HQ, her wickedly undead form laughing wildly even when her 100ft long dragon tore Sharples in half and flung her body into the clouds. RPtroll screamed in horror as his wife died infront of his own eyes. he couldn't even will himself to get out of the way of the blast of Necrotic fire the dragon unleashed on him, only for it to be stopped by a wall of Black-Ice appearing infront of his trollish form.

"Rebecca... we meet [i]again[/i]" BlackIce snarled with hatred. The Dragon Lady sneered in disgust as massive icicles were flung at her.
"Buddy, get out of here, I'll try and handle her!" BlackIce practically shouted. RPtroll could only nod once and flee in anguish as his life was torn from him in a vicious swipe.

His home was destroyed.
His wife was dead.
Someone defiled his Pasta earlier.
His shirt is still stained with Crumpet Juice.
He was denied buttsecks by a dead thing.

[b]'Someone will PAY!'[/b]]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734839.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734839.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734847.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734847.page GMT
Sharples is female in this story although I know that he's male IRL.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734849.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734849.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734850.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734850.page GMT
RPtroll entered the Sporum HQ with a purpose. He needed answers and he needed to avenge his wife's death. Didzo the receptionist gave RPtroll his complimentary *hunf* face as the trollish figure stormed past. Several people stepped straight out of the way of him as he made his way to the empty lift and traveled to floor 30.

At the back desk of the floor's office sat MetroPolice. he was good at blending into the background and spying for information. if anyone would know what's going on then Metro would know.

"Metro... please you have to help me!" RPtroll begged.
"I know what happened. I'm sorry what happened about your wife but I only know limited information on what is going on regarding you". MetroPolice explained. He gestured RPtroll to follow him to the storage room and they shut the door behind them.

"Honestly, alot of departments don't like you mainly because of what you resemble. You are more hated by the Seniors and the minimum-wage morons than anyone else since it seems that your 'spamming' has caused the most trouble for them. As for Rebecca1208 rising from the dead... you did kind of cheese her off pretty badly while she was alive in the company still, plus...well her rising smells like the work of a compotent Necromancer. There are very few people who can do such a thing with or without Technology and none of them are approachable, especially that... [i]one [/i]on floor 42" MetroPolice shuddered to himself.

"Look, If you are to start investigating then I would try and listen in to the gossip that some of the managers will discuss. The BAU, the ECF and the other Senior Managers departments are your best bet to check out".

RPtroll nodded his thanks.
He put a monacle on his face.
He had somewhere to start.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734882.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734882.page GMT
]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734964.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734964.page GMT
[/quote]
Didz, dont forget to ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734977.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734977.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734982.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3734982.page GMT
[/quote]

Don't feel bad Didzo. My legacy of sarcasm hasn't even been mentioned yet.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735089.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735089.page GMT
[/quote]
Whats a Receptionist? ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735094.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735094.page GMT
[/quote]

Don't feel bad Didzo. My legacy of sarcasm hasn't even been mentioned yet.[/quote]

But no one knows who the SPORE you are.

]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735293.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735293.page GMT
After all, "secretaries" are the keepers of secrets. Both for the organization outward and for their company officer internally.

I suppose you may view it as confirmation you are the public face and keeper of the mysteries of the Sporum.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735328.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735328.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735345.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735345.page GMT
If you have been hanging around since late 2008/09/early10 then you will realise how diverse this forum is when it comes to the community. I can say that it is a strangely wonderful community (in general) and this place despite the lack of Off-Topic threads is one of the better communities I have ever been part of.

[u][b]Chapter 7[/b][/u]

[i]"...so apparently you say that Becca has arisen from the dead?!"
"Yes. I would not worry though since she won't do anything against us probably"
"If you say so sir. I better be off since I have to finish off those reports on our Wingle Colony Migration".[/i]

A figure shrouded in a grey cloak left the 40th floor's main office and went back to his quad-monitor setup behind a opaque window. RPtroll managed to listen to the last parts of the conversation by hiding under a big palm tree which was conveniently next to the office. The BAU didn't seem to have much of a clue of what was happening.

It still didn't mean that they don't endorse the attack on RPtroll.

The trollish figure sighed and sneaked past everyone on that floor and went down to the 25th floor where the ECF offices would be. Strangely enough the main doors remained locked and therefore RPtroll could not progress any further for now. Sighing in defeat he went back down to the 1st floor cafe and ordered some more Pasta.

Sitting down and enjoying the amazing taste of Sporum HQ's Pasta, RPtroll could hear some heated debating coming from two figures from the table ahead of him.

[i]"...you are absolutely serious enough that the recent madness could be because of 'X'?
"No, I don't think so personally. 'D' or 'M' are more likely to be pulling these kinds of experiments off. The... thing on floor 42 could of revived the Dragon Lady. Possibly floor 50..."
"DO NOT... EVER! MENTION THAT FLOOR IN PUBLIC!"
"Sorry, sorry..."[/i]

RPtroll rubbed his chin, intrigued by such a discovery. Who were these mysterious code-named people? What kind of... 'thing' could be on Floor 42 and what is this business about the top floor of the Sporum HQ?
His thoughts were interrupted as someone tripped over their shoelaces and managed to spill 'EpicSauceTM' all over RPtroll, the white sauce dripping down his crumpet juice-stained shirt.
"Whoops" Grindstone said, not apologizing at all as he went back to the counter to get more 'EpicSauceTM' for his SporeBurger.

RPtroll ran out of the front door of the building and screamed as his best shirt was yet again ruined.
A bird flew by and pooped in his mouth while he was screaming.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735391.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735391.page GMT
Amen! Great work xDoomsoulx! This is one of the greatest stories I've ever read here on the sporum!

[quote=xDoomsoulx]A bird flew by and pooped in his mouth while he was screaming. [/quote]

That made me lol a million times, literally. Nice job!]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735394.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735394.page GMT I've also made a small Glossary of who has been included so far which I will keep updated on the OP.

[u][b]Characters so far Included:[/b][/u]

- RPtroll - That trollish guy who is the star in my epic tale.
- Sharples - RPtroll's now dead-wife as of chapter 5. Likes Spam and buttsecks.
- Sporemasterblackbird - Sporum HQ's director. He's 7ft tall, has a top hat on his top hat and eats crumpets.
- Drew980 - BAU Director. He's srs business.
- GroxLord999 - Grox Director. Likes to grope employees he doesn't like.
- Didzo - Receptionist. A lovable character who always pulls off his face.
- SapphireFlame - BAU Agent. Owns a ROFLcopter and likes Prog Rock.
- Kaleon - Sporum HQ Millitary. Can turn into a Mech and blow stuff up and whatnot.
- Mtsloud - Electrical Manager. Enjoys Coffee despite protests
- Vortex2 - RPtroll's Boss. Likes Cherry Scones.
- MisterTurtle - RP Agent. He once strolled straight into Mordor.
- BlackIce - Paper-Pusher. Friendly with RPtroll. Hates Becca.
- TheShipBuilder - Head Ship Builder. The bigger they are, the more he will love it.
- Mushroomking1 - Head Architect. Secretly 1000 years old; grows 1-up shrooms.
- Rebecca1208/Becca - Undead. Dragonforce was named after her.
- MetroPolice - Salesman. The walls don't have ears but Metro has 6 pairs.
- Grindstone - Certified Food Critique. Loves his 'EpicSauceTM'.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735395.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735395.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735400.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735400.page GMT
]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735407.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735407.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735418.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735418.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735425.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735425.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735436.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735436.page GMT
That made me lol a million times, literally. Nice job![/quote]
Yes,this story is hilarious !
Keep it up xDoomSoulx!]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735440.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735440.page GMT
[/quote]

Don't feel bad Didzo. My legacy of sarcasm hasn't even been mentioned yet.[/quote]

But no one knows who the SPORE you are.

[/quote]

Well, someone had to much ego in their breakfast. And, if you hadn't noticed, my legacy of sarcasm was sarcasm.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735446.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735446.page GMT
[quote]Some of the crumpet juice got into his shirt.
Rptroll cried. Crumpet juice takes forever to get out of his favorite shirt. [/quote]

[quote]"RPtroll must be chucked into the ovens regardless" [/quote]

[quote]Crumpet juice flowed everywhere on Rptroll's shirt... again. [/quote]

[quote]Impious Iron walked up to the table and dropped some iron nails into RPtroll's Pasta[/quote]

[quote]One of the mushrooms shot out spores everywhere and they all flew towards RPtroll who got hit by them all.

Now he has to explain to his wife, Sharples why he has fungus between his toes. [/quote]

[quote]His home was destroyed.
His wife was dead.
Someone defiled his Pasta earlier.
His shirt is still stained with Crumpet Juice.
He was denied buttsecks by a dead thing. [/quote]

This poor, poor RPtroll.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735450.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735450.page GMT Your sarcasm sucks.

And no, this is not sarcasm.

And yes, this story tickles my jiggers.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735453.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735453.page GMT Well, someone had to much ego in their breakfast. And, if you hadn't noticed, my legacy of sarcasm was sarcasm.[/quote]

Didzo is the only one permitted to have that much ego around here mah boi.

[u][b]Chapter 8[/b][/u]

RPtroll shivered as he arrived on floor 42. The walls were carved with dying, screaming faces in a evil-purple tone and the floors became more and more polished beneath his feet. The gates to the inside room of the 42nd floor remained locked and closed. RPtroll approached the gates which was marked by a Black Skull with a Silver corwn resting on it's head.

[i]"WHAT IS THE GREETING... OF MY LOYALTY, MY PLEDGE AND MY BROTHERHOOD?"[/i] The skull on the gates whispered, the empty eye sockets starting to glow a nasty red with every second RPtroll stood there.

"Errm... I don't know" He sheepishly stated. The glowing red sockets in the skulls eyes turned into a wall of swirling red, trapping RPtroll in a painful-looking bubble of intense heat and pain.

[i]"BEGONE!"[/i]

RPtroll screamed as his body sizzled under the extreme heat of the bubble as it carried him back into the lift and popped. He mashed the button to get back to his floor, got out of the lift and collapsed mere meters away from his desk while his form smoked.
"Wasn't... *cough* the best idea to *cough* go... t-there" Rptroll wheezed as the medical staff were called and the head member of the medical team Ansje rushed in and gasped at the trollish body smoking and slowly bubbling in-front of her.

"Quick, get him to the medical bay!" Ansje ordered quickly. Three of the medical staff with her each grabbed a corner of the stretcher and whisked their way up the emergency lift onto the 5th floor.

RPtroll awoke many hours later looking almost healed. He was laying on a standard hospital bed in a completly white-looking bay. He could hear a conversation to his right behind a closed curtains since Rptroll seemes to have better hearing than usual.

"...strange things are going on around here, especially today. Rebecca has been spotted burning down the Dargon reserves and she is slowly raising an army of her own dragons by the looks of it. The 'Silenced' on the 42nd floor look quite agitated since they now have to permanently wear concealing dark robes whenever in the building and rumors of recent orders from that... 'thing' leading them seemed to become more and more warped with every day which goes by" The deeper voice stated in a semi-hushed tone.
"I heard rumors that the 'Upper Floors' in general as in Room 40 to the top are getting more involved in watching us all. This place is slowly becoming a Dictatorship to the grunts of the HQ and a paradise for all of it's highest paid" The higher voice snarled.
"Whoever can get past that blasted gate on the 42nd floor to find out what is actually going on will probably be targeted for death if they are ever caught. On the flip-side they will know more information than anyone else here".

RPtroll heard enough. He will have to try and penetrate the defenses of Floor 42. Just as he tried to get up, a sharp pain ripped across his skin and the extra-strength morphine kicked in.

He slowly started to laugh like a looney, his dribble spinning off of his face and swinging around the ward in circles. The medical staff rushed in and knocked him out with gas and sighed in disgust.
There was now dribble marks all over the walls and floors. Plus it was Troll dribble.
The junior healer cried as she probably had the job of cleaning it all up.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735455.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735455.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735559.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735559.page GMT
Not much has changed it seems.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735595.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735595.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735614.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735614.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735621.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735621.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735633.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735633.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735637.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735637.page GMT
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C88gZIxjgKc[/youtube]

Just fixing a divot.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735643.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735643.page GMT ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735651.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735651.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735658.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735658.page GMT
"GET ME INTO THE 42nd FLOOR NOW!" RPtroll screamed at a bound figure in the Sporum HQ's abandoned warehouse on the ground floor.
"Youuu... You of all people want to get into the 42nd floor" the bound figure sneered mockingly. Rptroll backhanded the figure around the face painfully.

RPtroll had no choice but to resort to extreme measures.
"If you Don't talk... I will have to deposit the Waste from my backside into your mouth forcefully. I've also been eating Bacon Spam as well to make it worse..."
NO NO NO! OKAY I'LL LET YOU IN JUST PLEASE DON'T DEPOSIT DIGESTED BACON SPAM INTO MY MOUTH" the bound figure screamed in horror.

They reached the gate to the 42nd floor minutes later.
[i]"WHAT IS THE GREETING... OF MY LOYALTY, MY PLEDGE AND MY BROTHERHOOD?"[/i] The Skull-marked gate asked again.
"I am loyal and only loyal to yourself, I am loyal to your goals and I give my life to you Lord End"
[i]"WELCOME... BROTHER".[/i]

The gates opened and black mist poured out, blocking the sight ahead of RPtroll. The cloaked figure looked at the Troll with a scared, disturbed face.
"O-okay the gate is open. Quick! get inside before anyone see's what you are doing!" The cloaked figure urged hurriedly. RPtroll nodded in response and journeyed into the black smoke.

When RPtroll traveled past the smoke, the room he was in made him gasp softly. The Whole floor was simply an Onyx-Black color, a Very High-up throne sitting at the back of the room. The Onyx in the walls and floors was carved to fit royalty with a twisted evil edge to it. Purple light-filled orbs floated near to the throne. Sitting at the Throne was a Skeleton in Robes wearing the same type of crown that was marked on the gate with it's head down and his echo-like voice purring softly as his form remained barely conscious.
[i]
"Feed... me. Feed me more energy. Feed me more... life."[/i]

RPtroll looked in horror as one of the orbs which suddenly gained a screaming face drifted towards the Skeleton figure on it's throne and was absorbed by it, making the figure on the throne shake in delight as the poor soul's very existence was broken down and converted into power. Figures started to come out of the smoke and approach the Skeleton on his throne just as Rptroll managed to half-hide in the swirling lack smoke.

"LichLord Doomsoul, we bring you good news!" one of the Cloaked figures stated enthusiastically.
[i]"Speak"[/i] Doomsoul hissed, his skeletal form energized enough to look up at who was addressing him. The others remained silent as a report was told to the Lich Lord. RPtroll's eyes widened at some of the things mentioned.

[i]"Good... Resurrecting Becca was a good idea after all. I need you all to find out more information about BlackIce, RPtroll and anyone else who is interfering with my plans which I was... paid to do lets say"[/i] Doomsoul said, dismissing the Brotherhood. One figure stayed behind shortly.
[i]
"Ice, i need you to contact 'X'. There has been... 'unusual' activity coming off of the top floor. I'm forbidden to discuss it with you but what I know so far worries me"[/i] The Lich Lord asked. IceInMyBlood nodded, understanding how delicate this order could be since he knew what 'X' was like.

RPtroll got out of there quickly and rushed down to his office.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735667.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735667.page GMT
It just was posted.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735676.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735676.page GMT
Guys, can we knock it off with the derailing please. Use PMs if you have questions. You may have noticed my own posts were also removed. This has nothing to do with ECF association or any other ridiculous conclusions people are jumping to. The posts were removed so as not to derail the thread, just like every other moderator in every other forum on the Internet has done since the dawn of time.

If you have other questions that are irrelevant to doom's stories, the PM button is there for your use. You even have my email address if you really want to be special.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735698.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735698.page GMT
Very interesting indeed.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735713.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735713.page GMT Your sarcasm sucks.

And no, this is not sarcasm.

And yes, this story tickles my jiggers.[/quote]



Thanks. I suppose I can't post a small joke without being personally insulted.

And the story is quite funny. I quite enjoy it and hope you keep going.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735721.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735721.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735730.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735730.page GMT
It's just you.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735735.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735735.page GMT

Thanks. I suppose I can't post a small joke without being personally insulted.

And the story is quite funny. I quite enjoy it and hope you keep going.[/quote]
Your jokes are even worse then your sarcasm.

Also...I am expecting Lingism in this story at some point. Because Ling.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735739.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735739.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735747.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735747.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735909.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735909.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735915.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735915.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735916.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3735916.page GMT We haven't had that troll here since 1969]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736008.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736008.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736010.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736010.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736012.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736012.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736014.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736014.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736016.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736016.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736018.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736018.page GMT
With a plane.

*rimshot*

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Maybe he's already done. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736052.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736052.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736055.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736055.page GMT
Not very impressive for a w[b][/b]hore...]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736056.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736056.page GMT
He really should be more impressive. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736059.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736059.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736061.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736061.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736064.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736064.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736067.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736067.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736072.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736072.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736074.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736074.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736077.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736077.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736078.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736078.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736080.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736080.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736081.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736081.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736083.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736083.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736085.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736085.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736088.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736088.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736090.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736090.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736091.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77700/3736091.page GMT