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Basically what the title says. I'll start with a premise and end with a choice, then the next person makes a decision, tells what happens and ends that with a choice. Here we go.

You have set out on a quest. You are walking in the woods and come across a fork in the road (classic I know). One of the paths is blocked off. What will you do do?

->Continue on
->Go past the barrier
->Declare Science and jump down a hole

Have fun and choose wisely.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728866.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728866.page GMT
As you jump down the hole, you come across a very bright light. It appears to be a dangerous lake of lava. Behind you, there is a horde of Grox wanting to destroy you. There is apparently no way out.

->Walk through lava like Chuck Norris.
->Take on all the Grox.
->Create a nuclear reaction and blow up everything, severly injuring yourself.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728882.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728882.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728898.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728898.page GMT
We're all controlling one character.
*edit*
->Take on all the Grox.
You beat them up progressively, them being weakened by the fact that they're not on an absolutely barren planet. Now you're left hanging. What will you do, not being threatened by Grox?

->Walk through lava like Chuck Norris
->Go into the passage behind you
->Attempt to climb up and continue journeying]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728901.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3728901.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729176.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729176.page GMT You beat them up progressively, them being weakened by the fact that they're not on an absolutely barren planet. Now you're left hanging. What will you do, not being threatened by Grox?

->Walk through lava like Chuck Norris
->Go into the passage behind you
->Attempt to climb up and continue journeying[/quote]

->Go into the passage behind you
You walk cautiously through the passage to see that it leads to another lava pit. A bridge lies ahead leading to a ship. What will you do?

->Walk through the lava like Chuck Norris
->Take the bridge
->go back to the start]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729182.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729182.page GMT
You board the strange ship and are affronted by alien pirates! What's your plan of action?

->Attack with weapons at hand
->Flee
->Blow up the ship!]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729190.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729190.page GMT
You board the strange ship and are affronted by alien pirates! What's your plan of action?

->Attack with weapons at hand
->Flee
->Blow up the ship![/quote]

->Attack with weapons at hand

You kill the alien pirates and steal their ship (how ironic). You start the engine to find that the key is missing. What do you do?

->Look for the key
->Leave for the lake and head for the forest
->use a grox part from your handy gaming inventory.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729202.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729202.page GMT
You find the key, but it is in a glass box with no way in without smashing it and if you samashed it an alarm will go off and lasers will shoot at you. What do you do?

-> Nothing; find another way to fly it.

-> jump out of the ship and run away.

-> smash the box and face the lasers!]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729261.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729261.page GMT
Fortuneately, as you smash the box, shards of the glass are sent flying everywhere. When the lasers fire, they reflect off, and destroy the lazer emitters, also creating a giant hole. As you step through the hole, you hear One Direction.

->Keep going in this direction, listening to One Direction.
->Decide to walk down another tunnel, with Justin Beiber playing.
->Decide to walk down yet again another tunnel, but with Rebecca Black's Friday playing.
-> You find a letter, telling you to go back in time. Go back in time and erase these poorly-hidden turds from existence, yet somehow send a message back in time so you will be forced to read that message and go back in time, killing those mongrels.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729270.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729270.page GMT
You travel down the tunnel, but as you get farther in, your ears start to bleed from the monstrosoties of the sound. You make it through, but just barely, and you've lost a lot of blood. You're on a narrow cliff, but you need first aid quick.

>Walk along the narrow cliff and hope to find something useful
>Stay there and rest for a day
>Do suicide and jump off the cliff into the forest below and hopefully not get hurt.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729323.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729323.page GMT
I land on a deserted trampoline, and find a medi-pack laying nearby. I quickly put bandages on my ears and...

>Stay put and hope someone finds you
>Bring the medi-pack with you as you try to get out of the forest to find a tank
>Look around for some cheese to eat.
]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729330.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729330.page GMT
You don't find anything and you need to find food fast! What do you do?

-> walk around the forest to find food

-> stay where you are and think of a plan

-> go back the way you came.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729333.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729333.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729336.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729336.page GMT Problem solved. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729338.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729338.page GMT
You don't find anything and you need to find food fast! What do you do?

-> walk around the forest to find food

-> stay where you are and think of a plan

-> go back the way you came.[/quote]
> walk around the forest to find food.

As you explore, you find a dead, half rotten animal with large horns of some sort.

>Eat the animal raw and get sick.
>Try and make a fire to attempt to cook what is not rotten.
>Keep exploring. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729422.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729422.page GMT
After walking for a little bit, you find a skeleton, with a bow and several arrows nearby.
You then....

>Use the bow and arrows to hunt food

>light an arrow on fire and shoot it up in the air to try to signal for help

>Keep walking through the forest]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729431.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729431.page GMT

It works, but something tells you that it will be dangerous to board the particular helicopter that is trying to help. What do you do?

-> board anyway

-> run off and try to find other help

-> run off and use the other arrows to hunt

-> attack the helicopter with the remaining arrows]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729447.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729447.page GMT
Knowing that the helicopter will probably follow you anyway if its intentions are hostile, you decide to board it, bow at the ready. Upon boarding you are immediately knocked to floor and your attackers attempt to bind your hands with rope. Do you

>Resist the attack and commandeer the helicopter, despite little to no flying experience

>Jump out the chopper

>Come quietly]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729507.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729507.page GMT

It works, but something tells you that it will be dangerous to board the particular helicopter that is trying to help. What do you do?

-> board anyway

-> run off and try to find other help

-> run off and use the other arrows to hunt

-> attack the helicopter with the remaining arrows[/quote]

->board anyway.

You step on the helicopter to see a dweeble pilot along with some Grox Passengers. What do you do?

->Board anyway, ignoring the grox
->Shoot the grox with your arrows and board
->Hijack the copter
-> Continue hunting

People of the sporum. Choose your path between me and shadowsox11]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729508.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729508.page GMT

It works, but something tells you that it will be dangerous to board the particular helicopter that is trying to help. What do you do?

-> board anyway

-> run off and try to find other help

-> run off and use the other arrows to hunt

-> attack the helicopter with the remaining arrows[/quote]

->board anyway.

You step on the helicopter to see a dweeble pilot along with some Grox Passengers. What do you do?

->Board anyway, ignoring the grox
->Shoot the grox with your arrows and board
->Hijack the copter
-> Continue hunting[/quote]

Sorry I ninja posted above you. To the player below: Choose an option from either mine or his, and state whichever author's choice you piked]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729512.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729512.page GMT
Knowing that the helicopter will probably follow you anyway if its intentions are hostile, you decide to board it, bow at the ready. Upon boarding you are immediately knocked to floor and your attackers attempt to bind your hands with rope. Do you

>Resist the attack and commandeer the helicopter, despite little to no flying experience

>Jump out the chopper

>Come quietly[/quote]
> jump out of the chopper!

Someone on the chopper grabs your leg before you make it out and you drop your bow and arrows. Then they try to cut your feet off with an axe! Do you...

- kick wildly to make them let go but risk dying from the head-first fall.

- endure the pain.

- pull yourself back into the chopper and fight.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729524.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729524.page GMT
You fall head first but you land in a lake because the chopper was moving during the fight. You swim up fast and pull yourself to land as the chopper moves on. Do you then:

>Follow where the chopper flew.
>Continue searching for food.
>Stay exactly where you are at and wait for the chopper to return (if it even does). ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729534.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729534.page GMT
You see a rogue creature and want to hunt it with arrows but the bow and arrows are lost. There is a human femur (bone) lying on the ground. What do you do? (you are starving!)

Very Low risk- stay where you are and wait for it to go away.

Low risk- walk away and look for something else.

High risk- keep it in your sight and look for the bow and arrows.

Very high risk- pick up the femur and try to kill it with that.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729541.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729541.page GMT
It's better to stay moving with the chopper still probably looking for you, and you may be able to find a more docile creature to kill anyway. During your walk, you spot the helicopter landing in the distance. Do you..

>Go to where the helicopter landed. Maybe you can steal some food/weapons/supplies from the base

> Travel in the Opposite direction. Safer to distance yourself from the attackers.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729568.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729568.page GMT

You see a heard of basic herbivores. They are weak, but you are unarmed. What do you do?

- take one on.

- search for fruit.

- look for fish in the lake.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729577.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729577.page GMT
Years of experience and training have sharpened your combat skills. When one of them separates from the heard, you cleanly pounce on, then proceeding to snap it's neck. Your starving, but eating raw meat could get you sick. With night falling fast and the temperature dropping, do you:

>Make a fire. Can cook the meat and stay warm, but could attract attention from the helicopter if it starts hunting you.

>Decide against building a fire and eat the meat raw. Will keep you safe from intruders but could kill you from sickness and lack of a fire for warmth]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729579.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729579.page GMT
The meat is delicious. Saying that, though, anything would be delicious if you hadn't eaten for 2 weeks! A bright light appears in the dark night sky. What do you do?

- run into the forest; it may be the enemy helicopter and you have eaten, you could survive.

- increase the size of the fire; it maybe a friendly helicopter that will take you away from the forest.

]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729580.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729580.page GMT
You run and run and run. They deploy troops down on ropes to search for you. You keep running but the men are gaining on you and the helicopter almost gets you with it's spotlight. Do you..

-> Climb into a dense tree and wait for morning
->Change your course and hid in the dense brush
->Keep running as fast as you can
]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729724.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729724.page GMT
The soldiers and helicopters don't find you, and after sitting silent for about 45 minutes while they pass you by, try to find a good sleeping position. Hours later, morning comes.....do you....

>Climb out of the tree and look around, hoping to find some type of weapon

>Stay in the tree, and go out on the edge of a thick branch to survey the area

>Jump down from the tree, and run off in the direction the helicopter and enemy soldiers went

>Jump down and run in the opposite direction the helicopter and enemy soldiers went. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729735.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729735.page GMT
It works! You run in that direction, hoping to be far away when the enemy soldiers turn around. However, soon a drone discovers you.

->Kick it
->Blow it up
->Kick it and blow it up
->Don't try anything; let it report back to whoever the hell owns it ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729737.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729737.page GMT
Blowing it up may cause injury, and kicking it may activate some sort of defense mechanism. You instead turn and book it out of there. The drone gives chase while broadcasting a transmission to the chopper. You come to a cliffside. The helicopter pulls up in front of the cliff and offers food and water if you come quietly. With the drone behind you and the chopper in front of you, and the cliffside at least 50 feet, do you:

>Turn around and run in the direction of the drone and potential soldiers
>Come quietly, board the chopper
>Jump]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729747.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729747.page GMT
Instead of jumping off the cliff, but you aim for the helicopter and smash through the windshield. You beat the snot out of the driver and kill the two passengers aboard. I man is left and the helicopter is crashing. The man is holding on out of the edge and pleads for mercy. Do you..
->Kick the man out and try to regain control of the helicopter
->Help him up
->Forget the man and jump out of the helicopter with a parachute
->Give the man and yourself a parachute and both jump out]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729787.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729787.page GMT
>Help him up

Having no helicopter flight experience, you pull him up in hopes that he knows how to fly it. He races to stabilize the helicopter, but is only able to provide a softer (I use that term lightly) crash landing. Now, with a wrecked chopper, a potential hostile getting up only feet from you, extreme physical exhaustion, injury, and a loaded alien looking-weapon from one of the attackers a couple yards away, do you:

>Help your new adversary up, hopefully getting him to trust you at least a little bit
>Sprint for one of the weapons on the ground, to kill him
>Sprint for one of the weapons on the ground, to threaten and maybe negotiate with him
>Beat the living hell out of him, rendering him incapacitated, but leaving you even more exhausted]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729811.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729811.page GMT
As you pick the weapon up, the other person pulls out a bow and arrows and wants you to give him your new weapon in exchange for the bow and arrows. You agree, but you put the weapon on the floor for him to pick it up. He bends down to get it. With a bow and arrows now, what do you do?

- shoot an arrow through his head and take the weapon.

- push him away, take the weapon and run.

- let him have the weapon, but say that if he doesn't co-operate, you will kill him.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729866.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729866.page GMT
You give him the weapon, then he tries to kill you! You uppercut him and tie him up, putting blindfolds around his face. Do you..

->Tell him to walk 150 paces in any direction before taking his blindfold off. Giving you time to make some distance
->Interrogate him and make him tell you where their base is. Then use him as a hostage.
->Interrogate him and make him tell you where their base is. Then Tell him to walk 150 paces in any direction before taking his blindfold off. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729884.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729884.page GMT
It works! You run to the lake to collect fish for food until you are satisfied with the amount you have. You see something that looks like a grenade about 20 feet away. You collect it. Now with food and weapons, do you...

- go to where you saw the helicopter land (the base)

- try to find more things.

- set an arrow on fire and shoot it in the air to call for help. (with the enemy chopper gone it could work)

- find things in the forest to make a small hut for you to sleep in without getting too cold.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729890.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729890.page GMT
You go to the base and sneak around the perimeter in the night forest. You manage to slip through security and make it into an air vent. Do you..

->Try to find another vehicle to escape the planet
->Try to find more information about what is going on here
->Try to sabotage the entire base somehow
->Try to launch an attack...against the entire base]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729898.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729898.page GMT
It's safer to get off the planet. As you are crawling through the airducts, a broadcast goes off through the base "All Personnel to spacecraft, de-terraformation to erase experiments occuring in T-minus 10." They want to erase evidence of ever experimenting with whatever it was they were doing on the planet!
You are almost collapsing from exhaustion. An open sprint to a ship is out of the question. Do you:

->Wait it out. Maybe you can survive whatever environmental disaster they are about to unleash on the planet.

->Walk into the open. They will either take you prisoner or leave you to die, but at least you have a shot to get off the planet.

->Sneak into a Spacecraft, you are exhausted so it will be hard to move quick. But it seems like the smartest option.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729910.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729910.page GMT
You decide you are way to tired to run it anymore. You walk out and a man sees you and rushes to you. You think the worst is to come but he hasn't heard about you. Not knowing who you really are, the man quickly gets you a new uniform and food. Then he tells you to hurry and get on the ships. In disguise you enter the ship and the pilot takes off. Do you..
-> Wait it out in disguise and see where you are going
->Wait until you are out of the planet then attack]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729927.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729927.page GMT
They say they're going to a habitable moon of a gas giant in the star system. Great, you think to yourself, a chance to get away! Eventually, they enter the atmosphere of the moon and the door swings open. The pilot says "abort mission!" Do you...

-> jump, you have a parachute but they have guns. You will be an easy target.

-> set your grenade off before parachuting down, but risk the ship crashing onto you.

-> stay where you are.

]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729937.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729937.page GMT
Your not quite sure why they have aborted. There are multiple alien races on the ship, but your not the only of your race so you doubt they discovered you. As it turns out, another ship has used an EMP weapon on the ship you are on, and you and the crew have beem ordered to blow up your own ship and parachute to the ground below. With your energy mostly back due to the rest, do you

->Ditch with the crew. It's better to blend in with them... until you're discovered

->Go to the cockpit, attack the pilots, and take over the radio to try and communicate with the other ship. Maybe they'll be friendly to you if you tell them you're a prisoner...]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729948.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729948.page GMT
You jump, but your parachut fails. Thanks to your gliding ability, though, you manage to get back onto the ship, steal the pilots parachute and jump with that. By the time you get to the ground, everyone else has gone. You thought they must have been sprinting to put that much distance between you and them in less than 3 minutes. You see a city in the distance, and a spice geyser. You might want to gather spice and meet the city's inhabitants, or you might want to find the crew. You have a vital decision to make!

-> collect spice and head for the city to sell it for money you could use to buy things from the shops there.

-> look for the crew.

-> stay where you are and think of a plan.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729953.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729953.page GMT
You hit the ground and head towards the city. You start jogging and then you can see the city 1.5 miles away. Suddenly your crew sees you far of in the distance. Then they realize who you are. They start firing their guns and you start to sprint. You quickly gather the spice and run through the city gates. Do you..
->Hide and wait for the troops to get there, search, then give up
->Yell for help! The citizens don't know who you actually are so they might help you.
->Buy some weapons and ambush the crew]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729974.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729974.page GMT
Citizens come charging in to kill the guards. The fight is brutal but in the end the citizens are victorious! They start going back to their city. With all enemies gone, what do you do?

- tell the citizens about the spice you want to sell.

- try to become a part of the Civilization and earn their trust.

- sprint away at full speed for as long as you can.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729980.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729980.page GMT
As soon as you are discovered by local authorities you'll be done for if you try to blend in. You take cover in a warehouse and think. You have to get home. Do you

->Highjack a local vessel. Pursuers wouldn't dare try to shoot you down in home space, that is if you make it there.

->Find a spaceport and try to contact the ship that attacked the one you were disguised on with a radio. They obviously aren't fans of your new enemies, either.

->Turn yourself in. Maybe you can make sense of this mess, tell them you're innocent, and get home. A long shot, but a safe way to get home if you don't go to prison or get executed]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729983.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729983.page GMT
You get away with it but you are soon chased by enemy ships as you leave the planet. You then notice that the ship you took has the worm hole key ability installed on it. Your ship is taking heavy damage but then you see a worm hole, do you:

>Fly into the worm hole and prey that you don't come out in Grox territory.
>Continue flying towards home and hope that you can make it before your ship explodes.
>Give up and surrender to the enemy ships, thus ending up in prision. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729995.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729995.page GMT
It works! You remember something grim, though. [i]They[/i] destroyed much of your home planet. There's no reason to head back, so, where do you go from here?

->Use a reset and go back to before you declare science.

->Cat Planet

->Some allied spaceport in Q4 you heard about a while ago. It can't be that far.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729997.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3729997.page GMT
You run out of energy on the way! Do you...

Go to an unknown empire and hope they give you fuel

Try to make it and hope your ship doesn't get destroyed on the way

]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730006.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730006.page GMT
Anyway since you're out of energy, that means you can't make it to an unknown empire... or anywhere for that matter]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730010.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730010.page GMT [/quote]
Thanks, shadow!

You can travel without energy, but it damages your ship.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730013.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730013.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730017.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730017.page GMT
Seeing no routes lead to no better an end goal you give up your journey and return to your home to enter a meditative state. After years of solemn meditation you decide to wander the wide world. Taking the dress of a wandering guru you ready your sandals and bamboo walking stick and set out on the dusty roads in search of ancient wisdoms both man-made and natural. On the road you meet a:

> Navajo Medicine man
> Hindu Sadhu
> A Chinese monk]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730021.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730021.page GMT
You travel on to the unknown empire, going as far as 5% health. Upon communicating, you are barked at by a strange race of large, light green, bug-like creatures. You request fuel and they respond with a ludicrous price. The problem is, you have no money. Do you:

-> Tell them you are being chased by a group of people trying to do strange experiments on planets and need help (The truth)
->Tell them you have a planetbuster and aren't afraid to use it (A lie)
->Submit yourself to them and be taken prisoner]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730023.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730023.page GMT
Seeing no routes lead to no better an end goal you give up your journey and return to your home to enter a meditative state. After years of solemn meditation you decide to wander the wide world. Taking the dress of a wandering guru you ready your sandals and bamboo walking stick and set out on the dusty roads in search of ancient wisdoms both man-made and natural. On the road you meet a:

> Navajo Medicine man
> Hindu Sadhu
> A Chinese monk[/quote]

Sorry but at this point in the story your home planets beemn pretty much destroyed]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730024.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730024.page GMT
Seeing no routes lead to no better an end goal you give up your journey and return to your home to enter a meditative state. After years of solemn meditation you decide to wander the wide world. Taking the dress of a wandering guru you ready your sandals and bamboo walking stick and set out on the dusty roads in search of ancient wisdoms both man-made and natural. On the road you meet a:

> Navajo Medicine man
> Hindu Sadhu
> A Chinese monk[/quote]

Sorry but at this point in the story your home planets beemn pretty much destroyed[/quote]

Home is an abstract term to describe an abstract reality.

NOW RETURN HOME.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730025.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730025.page GMT
You travel on to the unknown empire, going as far as 5% health. Upon communicating, you are barked at by a strange race of large, light green, bug-like creatures. You request fuel and they respond with a ludicrous price. The problem is, you have no money. Do you:

-> Tell them you are being chased by a group of people trying to do strange experiments on planets and need help (The truth)
->Tell them you have a planetbuster and aren't afraid to use it (A lie)
->Submit yourself to them and be taken prisoner[/quote]
Planet buster!

The empire don't fall for it. "if you ain't afraid, use it!" you can't respond because you know they've discovered your lie! Do you...

Go one system further, taking you to 1% health in hope of finding a friendly empire.

Try to steal energy and health packe with abduction beam.

Ditch the ship and go onto the planet.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730031.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730031.page GMT
You fly up and pick up a multitude of things, including rare white spices, and eventually a repair pack. However, you crash before apply these repairs, despite the abduction beam using miniscule energy. You're now essentially trapped.

->Go into the city complex on the planet and lead a new life there.

->Stowaway on a subordinate frigate.

->Take a drastic measure and travel back in time.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730046.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730046.page GMT
You steal the energy and health, but a huge swarm of spaceships come to shoot you down. Their lasers easily melt through the hull of your ship.

Luckily, due to advances in cloning technology, you wake up healthy in the starport you were trying to reach.

Do you:

-> Get a minimum wage job trying to pay for a spaceship
-> Start a scheme to get money from people with no effort on your part
-> Steal a spaceship]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730049.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730049.page GMT
Unfortunately, you then are captured by guards on the planet Valandas. The Valandians have very strict laws; stealing is punishable by death. You are taken to court, found guilty, and are executed a week later. All your DNA is permanently destroyed so you can never be cloned again.

Game over. ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730053.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730053.page GMT

But then a mad scientist recreates you as a robot, with emotions. He then gives you a spaceship to go traveling across the stars. You then....

>Board the spaceship and head off into the Galaxy

>Instead of leaving, you steal some weapons and wage a war on the Valandians.

]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730054.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730054.page GMT
You fly up and pick up a multitude of things, including rare white spices, and eventually a repair pack. However, you crash before apply these repairs, despite the abduction beam using miniscule energy. You're now essentially trapped.

->Go into the city complex on the planet and lead a new life there.

->Stowaway on a subordinate frigate.

->Take a drastic measure and travel back in time.[/quote]

->take drastic measures and travel back in time. You have enough info to avoid or maybe stop the race that attacked you earlier in the story. Time to go back to before you declared science]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730056.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730056.page GMT
->Continue on
->Go past the barrier
->Declare Science and jump down a hole [/quote]
]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730060.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730060.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730344.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730344.page GMT
Not like this needs bumped. Especially when it's had this many posts already today.

I'm not sure what directed role play is doing in GD, but I guess this has the advantage of keeping it out of ever other thread on the sporum.

]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730449.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730449.page GMT
Go past barrier.

You go past but then you see some purple spice in the distance and you run towards it. But it's a trap! Space pirates were faking the spice! Armed with lasers they could kill you In one blast. What do you do?

Hide.

Keep running, their accuracy will be at a minimum if you keep running.

Stand in the open and hope they abduct and don't kill you.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730490.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730490.page GMT

But then a mad scientist recreates you as a robot, with emotions. He then gives you a spaceship to go traveling across the stars. You then....

>Board the spaceship and head off into the Galaxy

>Instead of leaving, you steal some weapons and wage a war on the Valandians.

[/quote]

(Whoster was the only one that did it properly.)

-> Board the spaceship and head off into the Galaxy.

BUT WAIT! Something has gone terribly wrong with the Slipspace drive! Instead of heading deeper into the galaxy, you arrive in a white land(no racism intended)- THE SPORUM! As you look around, you realise this must be the work of the dastardly Grox. A group of Sporemasters, led by Blackbird, come to meet and greet you.

->Say"Go to hell," attempt to kill Blackbird, and fail at killing Blackbird.
-> Bow in respect to the lords of the Sporum. Initiate a conversation.
->Say "NO WAY!" Go back in your spaceship, and get the hell outta there.
-> Use the songs of Rebecca Black to kill the Sporum.
->Die. The story is over.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730504.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730504.page GMT
Oh no! You can't kill on the Sporum, only troll! You get permabanned and are left in permaban jail! With all thė trolls and spammers currently permabanned! Do you...

- try to deal with the trolls and spammers to try to break out!

- wait for 30 years before you are finally freed.

- kill the trolls!]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730582.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3730582.page GMT
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just broke out of the Sporum Maximum Security Troll, Spammer and Mass Up/Downrater prison! A tidal wave of spamming, trolling, flaming and downrating occurs in the shutdown of the sporum. YOU ESCAPE JUST IN TIME THOUGH! You go through a black hole and appear...

->At the Sporum again.
->At Spore.com
->Facebook
->Twitter]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3732242.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3732242.page GMT

But you've entered the super secret Moderater section!

Do you then....

>Eat some chicken

>Look around for a banhammer

>Try to get help from the sporemasters to get back to the Main Sporum Thread

>Try to infiltrate and spy on the sporemasters]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756475.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756475.page GMT
You fail and thė mods are getting suspicious. What do you do.

-> Spam, you've nothing to lose.

-> pretend you're a new SM so they give you a BanHammer.

-> kill the mods.

-> kill yourself to get out of this mess.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756478.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756478.page GMT You get a BanHammer

-> use it wisely

-> ban every one

->kill your self with BanHammerness]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756481.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756481.page GMT
You start to get lonely and CRY LIKE A BIG BABY! do you...

-> pray to Sporum gods for a friend.

-> deal with it.

-> ban yourself for a day so you can get used to it.

-> kill yourself dead.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756482.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756482.page GMT
An hour later, the burning body of someone who survived banning fall from the sky. You:

-> Ban him

-> Ignore

-> Beg forgiveness]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756484.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756484.page GMT what will you do

-> kill your self

-> ban your self

->take ofer the world and buy a wight cat ]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756487.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756487.page GMT
SMBB turns up on suspension island! He pulls out his ban hammer and swings it at you! (as a weapon, not a "weapon of moderation")

-> accept your fate.

-> dodge and run away

-> dodge and battle.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756491.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756491.page GMT
After running for five seconds, you trip on a real fork in the road, and SMBB's behind you.

-> Get banned

-> Try to run again

-> Take too long to get up]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756493.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756493.page GMT
-> run away

->eat your self

-> eat SMBB'']]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756495.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756495.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756496.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756496.page GMT
You say Nomnomnomnom but youre still on suspension island, do you..

-> friend the trolls

-> live

-> die from old age in 90 years

-> suicide from the cliffs of suspension.]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756498.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756498.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756499.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756499.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756501.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756501.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756503.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756503.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756504.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756504.page GMT http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756509.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756509.page GMT what will you do now


->eat trolls

->kill things

->fly away to a nother dimenshon]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756917.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756917.page GMT
You use your Banhammer to teleport yourself to a random world, but it dissolves in the process. Once there, you find yourself in a forest, but it's eerily quiet. In the distance you can see a town that looks as if it was from 2012 America (East Coast). Strangely enough, you do not see any signs of life from where you are.

Do you:

-> Try to find food?
-> Go into the town in search of life?
-> Scream?
-> Declare science and jump into a hole, hopefully getting you away from this place?]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756922.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756922.page GMT well that did nothing what will you try now
-> Try to find food?
-> Go into the town in search of life?
-> Declare science and jump into a hole, hopefully getting you away from this place?]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756924.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756924.page GMT
You walk to the town. It's deserted. After about a minute of searching, you hear a child's laughter, and then a gunshot. You run to the source of the sound, and find a man holding a gun. He's lying on the ground, and half of his head has caved in because of a bullet.

Do you:

-> Bury him?
-> Try to find the child?
-> Investigate the source of a train whistle?
-> Scream, again?
-> Declare science and jump down a hole?]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756931.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756931.page GMT Surprisingly, you are warped to another dimension. This time, you are on a world inhabited by talking cartoon penguins. The world is called Club Penguin.

Do you:

-> Befriend the penguins?
-> Kill the penguins?
-> Warp to another dimension?
-> Find a weapon to kill the penguins with?]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756964.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756964.page GMT
You find yourself in a testing chamber, and a machine on a monitor is telling you to open a door. In your hand is a portal gun.

Do you:

-> Test?
-> Break the monitor?
-> Declare science and jump down a hole?]]> http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756981.page http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/preList/77648/3756981.page GMT