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neunzehnisbest


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Well many people have been desiring this

So write your own biblical pages here pertaining to Spode, Spore, Maxis, EA, or anything else that could be in any way relevant to Spore.

An example I wrote on another thread
neunzehnisbest wrote:Spore Revelations 1-7


And Spode came and spoke to his believers, "The monetary offerings of your desire to accept Spode in the form of virtual entertainment has not gone ignored. Your pleas shall be sounded through the hearts of civilizations and will be answered upon the grave of Chris Hecker, the grave of many dancings. And thrust to the crown of our fair galaxy will be the just and righteous Will Wright, defender of Spode's cause and savior of the corporate assault of the Cute Hecker." And so it was and shall be.


So get to work

Greetings comrades, if you are reading this, our attempt at global domination shall be realized soon. Please deploy all of your remaining peanut butter southward to your nearest representative for construction on the doomsday device.


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Nothing? Alright I'll write another


Spore Revelations 1-1


In the beginning of the galaxy there was only the savior Will and his child, Spode. Will had sent Spode to our galaxy to create and begin the life of all races. Will had armed Spode with the touch of the Monolith, and the Staff of Life. As Spode made his way through all systems, creating, the false one known as Chris Hecker, and his child the Grox persued the world. Chris Hecker struck, repeatedly, till Will's beautiful child, Spode, was killed. And the Staff of Life, all that was given to Spode by Will, was hidden in the center of the galaxy, to be guarded by the ultimate perversion, the Grox. And so it was spoken by the prophets, who communicated directly with the sacred word of Will, that Spode shall come again, and snatcheth the Staff of Life from the Galaxy core, and force the repent of the perversion of the Grox, and their demented father, Chris Hecker.

Greetings comrades, if you are reading this, our attempt at global domination shall be realized soon. Please deploy all of your remaining peanut butter southward to your nearest representative for construction on the doomsday device.


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*cough* Stealing my idea, eh? *cough*

Sporevelations 2:10-16

And there shall come a time when all followers of the lord, Will, shall ban themselves. And they shall receive a mark for their suffering should they repent, for the lord, Will, shall send unto them an angel who is called EA. The angel, EA, shall place upon them a mark so they may show it proudly. But there shall also be those among them who do not repent and the angel, EA, shall place upon them an unending ban and cast them into a great pit of despair far from Will.


The second is, of course, in my sig where it's been since I wrote it out long ago in the days of the first patch and our exile into the land of bugs.

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midian1369


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OneBlackbird wrote:*cough* Stealing my idea, eh? *cough*

Sporevelations 2:10-16

And there shall come a time when all followers of the lord, Will, shall ban themselves. And they shall receive a mark for their suffering should they repent, for the lord, Will, shall send unto them an angel who is called EA. The angel, EA, shall place upon them a mark so they may show it proudly. But there shall also be those among them who do not repent and the angel, EA, shall place upon them an unending ban and cast them into a great pit of despair far from Will.


The second is, of course, in my sig where it's been since I wrote it out long ago in the days of the first patch and our exile into the land of bugs.


But...EA is teh devil!!


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OneBlackbird


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midian1369 wrote:

But...EA is teh devil!!


Lucifer was an angel first.

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OneBlackbird wrote:
midian1369 wrote:

But...EA is teh devil!!


Lucifer was an angel first.



yes, yes, and he still is, let us not confuse the two, as Satan and Lucifer are in fact separate entities.


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OneBlackbird


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midian1369 wrote:
OneBlackbird wrote:
midian1369 wrote:

But...EA is teh devil!!


Lucifer was an angel first.



yes, yes, and he still is, let us not confuse the two, as Satan and Lucifer are in fact separate entities.


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DrRaygun


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religion is a human excuse not to feel pety and small....THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE!!!! human arrogance...i.e. humans cant be so valueless thus there has to be something more....organized religion...a way to use this to control people
and because of this....it kinda annoys me its in the game
but i guess thats people for ya.....spore...something i thought was gonna be creative...but what did i see when i got here?

dragons and religion.....oh my so creative
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DrRaygun wrote:religion is a human excuse not to feel pety and small....THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE!!!! human arrogance...i.e. humans cant be so valueless thus there has to be something more....organized religion...a way to use this to control people
and because of this....it kinda annoys me its in the game
but i guess thats people for ya.....spore...something i thought was gonna be creative...but what did i see when i got here?

dragons and religion.....oh my so creative


Where exactly did you go? Two threads?

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OneBlackbird wrote:
midian1369 wrote:
OneBlackbird wrote:
midian1369 wrote:

But...EA is teh devil!!


Lucifer was an angel first.



yes, yes, and he still is, let us not confuse the two, as Satan and Lucifer are in fact separate entities.


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Sorry, but it's true, I room with a religion major and I am a philosophy major, and we get into...spirited discussions all the time, and as far as I can fathom, he and the other big brain professors he deals with, are correct about this.


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midian1369


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OneBlackbird wrote:
DrRaygun wrote:religion is a human excuse not to feel pety and small....THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE!!!! human arrogance...i.e. humans cant be so valueless thus there has to be something more....organized religion...a way to use this to control people
and because of this....it kinda annoys me its in the game
but i guess thats people for ya.....spore...something i thought was gonna be creative...but what did i see when i got here?

dragons and religion.....oh my so creative


Where exactly did you go? Two threads?


I wonder, if that annoys him, what does he think of the fact that Spore is more about intelligent (a word used loosely) Design rather than true evolution?


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DrRaygun


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OneBlackbird wrote:
DrRaygun wrote:religion is a human excuse not to feel pety and small....THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE!!!! human arrogance...i.e. humans cant be so valueless thus there has to be something more....organized religion...a way to use this to control people
and because of this....it kinda annoys me its in the game
but i guess thats people for ya.....spore...something i thought was gonna be creative...but what did i see when i got here?

dragons and religion.....oh my so creative


Where exactly did you go? Two threads?


good grief....lots of threads....if the comments above dont apply to certain things....then its not aimed at those things....so if your point is....dragons and religion arent all there is.....so what.....not my point....i didnt say al ltha game and its players was only doing these things did i? nope....so threfore it is only aimed at those that are
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midian1369 wrote:
OneBlackbird wrote:
midian1369 wrote:
OneBlackbird wrote:
midian1369 wrote:

But...EA is teh devil!!


Lucifer was an angel first.



yes, yes, and he still is, let us not confuse the two, as Satan and Lucifer are in fact separate entities.


>________________________________________________________________>



Sorry, but it's true, I room with a religion major and I am a philosophy major, and we get into...spirited discussions all the time, and as far as I can fathom, he and the other big brain professors he deals with, are correct about this.


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I know there are multiple "versions" of the devil, and that if you really want to get down to brass tacks, they are separate. From a layman's point of view, however, Lucifer=Satan=the Devil=Mammon=etc. etc. etc.

Just pretend I said whatever you wanted me to say so that it makes sense to you.

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DrRaygun wrote:
OneBlackbird wrote:
DrRaygun wrote:religion is a human excuse not to feel pety and small....THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE!!!! human arrogance...i.e. humans cant be so valueless thus there has to be something more....organized religion...a way to use this to control people
and because of this....it kinda annoys me its in the game
but i guess thats people for ya.....spore...something i thought was gonna be creative...but what did i see when i got here?

dragons and religion.....oh my so creative


Where exactly did you go? Two threads?


good grief....lots of threads....if the comments above dont apply to certain things....then its not aimed at those things....so if your point is....dragons and religion arent all there is.....so what.....not my point....i didnt say al ltha game and its players was only doing these things did i? nope....so threfore it is only aimed at those that are





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Sporevelations 1:23-18

The time of the coming of 'Spore' was at hand. And the sentients looked forward to what wonders it may bring. When the day 'Spore' finally arrived, it was received and realized in more ways than one. Many sentients were confused and in numerous cases, discontent with what this 'Spore' had become. Such was the outrage of sentients far and wide, that their unified cries of despair pervaded space and time itself, and gave the entity known as 'EA' reason to reconsider its own devices.


Are we going to be putting all these into some sort of chronological order and assembling them into perhaps a .pdf file? What should it be called? The 'Book of Spode'? I'm guessing passages that are deemed worthy of inclusion into such a file should it ever come to fruition would need to be properly credited to their original authors.
 
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