Lucky,
Oh I'm no where near civilized
The player below me is my cousin

No.

TPBM can legally drive a car.

No not legally
The player below me has eaten a wild mushroom for noreason, then proceeded to play with murcary

No.

TPBM has eaten raw meat before.

No
The player below me had rammed their head into a metal post

Yes, but not intentionally.

TPBM posts as much as possible.

No
The player post at 1:26 am cause they're bored

I have before

TPBM has got into as many disagreements/arguments as I have.

Probaly not, I start yelling and cussing too early
The player below me can speak ubekastanian

No.

TPBM can not two languages.

I can speak fragments of some languages. TPBM wants a small job.

No.

TPBM has over 100 comments

No, TPBM threw up recently.

If two weeks ago is recently yes.

TPBM has created fifty or more things.

Yes, TPBM is married.