Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

Granted but it's a planet buster roasted spoffit with purple spice sauce on it accompanied by sea monster sushi cut with energy claws

I wish the Grox were not real

Granted, they are now a figment of your imagination...a part of your imagination you cannot control so now they constantly destroy everything else in your mind and the only way to make it stop is to insert a steak knife into the roof of your mouth directly into your brain.

I wish goldfish had legs.

Granted,But so do sharks and they're now going to eat you

I wish Eochaid1701's new Rp wasn't closed

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granted but it gets to spammy

I wish for some Spam ham!

granted, but you take your first bite and discover that the burger is full of moth larvae
(happened to my sister once

I wish for a hugmonster/abomidable snowman crossbreed

Granted,but it rips your head off and hugs your head till it nothing but dust,squished eyeballs,and other gory stuff

I wish I could turn into a dragon

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Granted, but everyone thinks you're Barney and throw...umm...pigeons...at..you.. that was a terrible one
I want my cousin to stop annoying me

but then your cousins decomposition would be stinky!

I wish my Dachshund would stop licking my head while I play spore

Granted, hope you didn't like that dog...
I wish I had a flying car.

Granted,but you run out of fuel while traviling across a hover bridge.

I wish for chocolate milk.

Granted, but you have to guess which glass it's in by taste alone.
I wish I had a brand new computer.

Granted, but in the middle of the night your old computer throws it into a wood chipper, and then takes a chainsaw to your face while you are asleep for cheating on it with another computer

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I wish i made a creation so awesome it made peoples faces melt off their skull.

Granted. You die before you share it because it was so awesome.

I wish to die.

Granted, but you're reincarnated as a caged chicken. Be more grateful.

I wish I had more money...

Granted, but is in a currency no longer used.

I wish I had a more effective religious hologram for converting enemy cities.