ColorfulCreature wrote:When you get employed as an astronaut captain and say nothing but, "You really qound up an inserv"

Lol every tim eI here this I hear "you've really ground up an intern!"

When you "enlighten" rabbits by giving then a large rock. (monolith)

When you stamp faces on people according to their relation with you.
When you try to use happy ray on your complaing husband or wife.
You call the bible "the source".
When you kill people who play as zealots.

When you have nothing better to do than point out the humour of this thread being 404 pages.

KAJKAJ wrote:When you kill people who play as zealots.

Sounds like an awfully zealous behavior, if you ask me. Extremist, even

I didnt know it was this long. I'm new to this place...

When you scroll on things to make them larger.

KAJKAJ wrote:I didnt know it was this long. I'm new to this place...

So, you just post in threads without looking at the title, page number, OP etc.

When you go crazy and try to suicide just because you lose your copy of Spore.

You've been sporing too long when you can use your face as a sponge

You've been sporing too long when you've downloaded 400,000 creations and it finally kills your computer.

You know you've been sporing too long when you realize that Spore is a broken program.

You've been sporing too long if you start to mix the other games you play with Spore.

You've been sporing too long if you make 4 posts in a row. (guilty!)

you been sporing too long when you see a grox under your bed

try to give money to your mortal enamie to stop a war.

throw a ball at your brother thinking it was a bomb

singing to every stranger thinking they'll ally you
thinking a basketballl players are epics.

moving your hand around thinking your making a creature.

You, sir, win the internet.

On topic:
You know you've been sporing too long when this happens.

When you start a fight by spitting!