Sporum Game: Epic Battle!

I like to swim on the sun.

I push TPBM over onto some screwdrivers with the sharp bit facing upwards.

teliport my frend teliport

I throw cars at TPBM

I am so strong I catch them. And eat them just for good measure.

I strap TPBM to the floor inside an anti-teleport-anti-ghost-thingy and hoot TPBM in the head with a sniper rifle.

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Hack the bullets so they're kittens.

I then hack TPAM to not be able to use a gun, then throw the sun at TPAM and TPBM after I hack myself to have perfect accuracy.

teliport my frend teliport

I turn TPBM in to a cow

MOOOOOOOO!

I use my awesome cow-ness to kill TPBM without any teleport get out of jail dodge!

I laser you

I (atemped) kill TPBM with a cheese

Cheese? Yum yum!

I throw a 42 at TPBM!

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Math?

Uh.

Confused, I slap TPBM.

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Ah! You SPORE! You'll pay for that!

In rage, I push an epic onto TPBM!

I eat your hand

I teliport TPBM to jupiter!!!

Ahh. Falling.

I fall onto TPBM!

You missed. Suffish continues falling onto TPBM.

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i catch suffish andturn them in to lead throw them at tpbm

Ow! Suffish fell onto suffish! Lol!

I am confused and I am dangerous when I'm confused! I attack TPBM savagely!