I know it is a trap because no one ever does anything nice to me... ! So I throw it away.

I use Gravitation Wave on earth and fly away in my spaceship!

I destroy everything. THE END

Doesn't work because you re already destroyed you.

I crash my spaceship into TPBM.

I say hi.

AAAAHHHHH! The dreadful sound! Noooo! (oh, come on! I'm trying to just keep this thread on the battle theme!)

I throw TPBM into a bottomless pit.

In Spore, bottomless pits teleport you to the top again.
I use a Dashface on TPBM.

/)^3^(\

I don't look.

I throw a narwhal at TPBM.

I use my sushi making spell to kill it. YUM!!!

Then I attack TPBM with a

I stare stright into its face, and it slowly backs down.

I fire a bazooka at TPBM!

I summon 2 geeky aliens to deal with it.

I throw my sausage bomb at TPBM

I'm vegetarian, so I ignore this attack to poison me.

I throw vegetables at TPBM!

I puke carniverous acid on the vegetables, for I am an enemy of vegies!

I throw my poo on TPBM

I am non-exsistant, due to the fact I am a pony. I then cross to the other side of the 4th wall and I become real. I then summon a Pinkie Pie and she blasts TPBM into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE with her Party Cannon of Awesomeness.

Monkey equation:POO=AMMO!

My monkey throws the poo on TPBM

but my drogo army takes it and sends it's invincible, unstopple asins to destroy tpbm