The Spode Biblical Pages

IxianMace wrote:Sporevelations 1:23-18

The time of the coming of 'Spore' was at hand. And the sentients looked forward to what wonders it may bring. When the day 'Spore' finally arrived, it was received and realized in more ways than one. Many sentients were confused and in numerous cases, discontent with what this 'Spore' had become. Such was the outrage of sentients far and wide, that their unified cries of despair pervaded space and time itself, and gave the entity known as 'EA' reason to reconsider its own devices.

Are we going to be putting all these into some sort of chronological order and assembling them into perhaps a .pdf file? What should it be called? The 'Book of Spode'? I'm guessing passages that are deemed worthy of inclusion into such a file should it ever come to fruition would need to be properly credited to their original authors.

Now that is an idea.

Just like above would work for a pdf.

Sorevelations 1:23-18 as by IxianMace

Insert story again here...

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DrRaygun wrote:religion is a human excuse not to feel pety and small....THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE!!!! human arrogance...i.e. humans cant be so valueless thus there has to be something more....organized religion...a way to use this to control people
and because of this....it kinda annoys me its in the game
but i guess thats people for ya.....spore...something i thought was gonna be creative...but what did i see when i got here?

dragons and religion.....oh my so creative

I actually thought of that too, and apparently at earlier times of development there wasn't a religious bias in the game. "Religious conversion" was then "cultural conversion," a more general, more encompassing term that includes religion but not necessarily so. I prefer that myself, though I guess the term "religion" was added in as sort of a peace offering to the right wing critics. It's actually rather sad that that has to be done.

OneBlackbird wrote:*cough* Stealing my idea, eh? *cough*

Sporevelations 2:10-16

And there shall come a time when all followers of the lord, Will, shall ban themselves. And they shall receive a mark for their suffering should they repent, for the lord, Will, shall send unto them an angel who is called EA. The angel, EA, shall place upon them a mark so they may show it proudly. But there shall also be those among them who do not repent and the angel, EA, shall place upon them an unending ban and cast them into a great pit of despair far from Will.

The second is, of course, in my sig where it's been since I wrote it out long ago in the days of the first patch and our exile into the land of bugs.

I didn't steal it

, but it did give me some inspiration, along with the fact that a lot of people have been mentioning a Spode bible

Sporevelations 1:23-18

The time of the coming of 'Spore' was at hand. And the sentients looked forward to what wonders it may bring. When the day 'Spore' finally arrived, it was received and realized in more ways than one. Many sentients were confused and in numerous cases, discontent with what this 'Spore' had become. Such was the outrage of sentients far and wide, that their unified cries of despair pervaded space and time itself, and gave the entity known as 'EA' reason to reconsider its own devices.

Are we going to be putting all these into some sort of chronological order and assembling them into perhaps a .pdf file? What should it be called? The 'Book of Spode'? I'm guessing passages that are deemed worthy of inclusion into such a file should it ever come to fruition would need to be properly credited to their original authors.

I was honestly thinking that too, just as long as I don't have to put it all together

And how did this all get into REAL world religion? This is a game religion about Spode

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YES, YES, YES, I WANTED THIS WEEKS AGO, NOW ITS HERE! spode bible

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why bible?

couldn't it have a cooler name?
Spode

FuzzballsJr wrote:why bible?

couldn't it have a cooler name?
Spode

And what do you propose? There's not many other names out there for a collection of religious pages.

And who deranked my posts to 3 stars?

That's not nice

No more Spode Bible pages?

neunzehnisbest wrote:

FuzzballsJr wrote:why bible?

couldn't it have a cooler name?
Spode

And what do you propose? There's not many other names out there for a collection of religious pages.

And who deranked my posts to 3 stars? That's not nice

Spode Scriptures

Spode Quran (woah, says Quran is spelled wrong when bible isn't? THE SPORUMS RACIST!)

Spode testament

YE OLD BOOK EL SPODE

etc.

I have some pretty good stuff that are used to bump in this thread.

Sporevelations 3:14-25

If ever you should question the power of Spode's name, know this. No matter what title you may hold, be it Captain, Commodore, The Legendary, or even The 'Omnipotent', you will be forever delegated to running spice between planets, involved with conflict with other sentients, and pandering to the whims of your own empire and those around you within the confines of your one ship. Such menial tasks would never bother a real deity, for Spode is more than just a title or a name. Spode is the only one true Omnipotent. Humble thyself in Spode's name, and live free from sacrilege. That is the road to salvation.

Spode Armegeddon 1-1
Will was at battle on his side only but several million gamers while the other side was the evil of evils EA,DRM,and the grox. they charged as many horns sang out the last hope for freedom without trechary but alas will and his power for gaming demand was beaten with a stack of many millions and then silence covered the galaxy for many many parces. EA was sent to other lands to destroy hope the Grox went about detroying invaders and for us the spode blievers, we shall wait to get to our true land a new galaxy headed by the spode gods and the sentienents of planet spode where we shall defeat trechary and regain the one true universe we once had.

Sporevelations 4:18-20

The idea that there could even be some sort of higher power watching over us in this galaxy and shaping all that is is beyond the understanding of the unenlightened. They openly defy the will of Spode and form their own elaborate theories as to why things are the way they are. How could any sort of higher 'being' decide how many limbs I have, what I eat, what my skin colour is, or even the way I think? All teachings we offer are pushed aside for some alternate explanation, presumably out of arrogance or spite. It is the duty and responsibility of those who recognize the joy that Spode brings to share this with those who are not so privileged.

As far as names are concerned for any holy work of Spode, I'm casting my vote for The Spodex.

Yes-- The Spodex, much better name than Bible etc.