Alternative Scientific Theories to Big Bang

mtsloud wrote:

AaronMk wrote:

mtsloud wrote:

CloudyVision wrote:One person wants to hear my theory? Naw, I'm not making it public for one person only to have everyone ridicule it. -_-

If anyone's going to ridicule a theory, they would ridicule this theory first:

AaronMk wrote:I am a fan of the theory where the entire universe we know now is a communal hallucination when someone devoured the Great Cone.

Any second now, we'll snap out of it and see we're a part of some sad experiment at the hands of our true sky-bound overlords. And a great mechanical monster will be standing over us mumbling obscenities concerning certain female parts.

Jokie, that pic is SOOO edited.

Son, get down from your pedestal until I beat you with it or I call Deus.

Well, they would.

You're the new guy.

I'm the old guy.

They know my SPORE.

Plus Aaron is more handsome than you. Is true, I saw the pics.

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CloudyVision wrote:I have a really long theory about this and some other things but no one will care to hear it, so I think I shall most lilely not bother posting it. It involves the death of old universes, black holes, and really really tiny subatomic particles, and if anyone wants to know more, I guess I'll tell everyone.

Please share. It may save this thread from falling into the murky regions of internet existence known as spam.

Or it may push it deeper. Either way, you've got nothing to lose.

DragonEye4 wrote: Alternative Scientific Theories to Big Bang

Creationism. Genesis.

Oh. Scientific.

The Matrix?