Thanks.

I use I'm LAZORZ to explode TPBM!

I blow and my parts fly every where and kill TPBM.

Obsidian blast shield.

One word: ithrowtpbmdownabottomlesspit!

But I landed at the bottom and I clime back out, I drop TPBM into a beehive.

You make no sense, I'm too big!

I go ;P at TPBM!

I cut your tounge off, I choke TPBM with it.

Coughaxfccovvec!

Since I have no tongue, I go ;| at TPBM!

I rip TPBM mouth off, I burn TPBM along with TPAM's mouth.

I'm fireproof.

Since I have no mouth now, I go... Wait. I hit TPBM with a hammer!

I break the hammer and incinerate TPBM.

I declare science and jump down a hole.

TPBM is hit by a bus.

I jump over the bus. I poison TPBM.

Poison! Tasty!

I reincarnate my crocodile and my zombie croc eats TPBM.

i jump on the the zombie croc and he falls apart, and i throw his limb at the person who is under me

The limbs reassemble and make TPAM their first snack. I then put a mentally-controlled Spartan Laser on the Croc's back and send it at TPBM.