Mah Creepyrz deffend mee!

I shoot TPBM it the head with a grenade launcher, one that shoots the grenades really fast!

TOO LATE MAH FRIEND!!

I got me a super sheildy bubble! I throw a rabid penguin at TPBM

I duck, I fall through the floor which knocks TPBM into a lava lake!

Oooh, LAVA! a nice hot bath!

I pull out a shotgun and kill TPBM point-blank.

You never said it was loaded.

I shoot TPBM with a metal balloon

I love balloons!!!

I hang TPBM.

I Cut The Rope because I want the candy! (you've probably no idea why I said that, but there was a reason.)

I trap TPBM in a waterfall!

Ahhh! so ralaxing!


I find a cave in the waterfall, in which there's a massive gold sword. I behead TPBM with it.

It was a cheap sword that breaks, I drown TPBM.

I am a ghost, so I cannot drown. I grab TPBM and drown him instead.

I kill TPAM with ghostbusters.
I evolve gills and swim away, I throw TPBM into the sun.

Throwing me at the sun implies that I escape from the Ghostbuster's vacuum. I am still a ghost so: GETON MY LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I beat TPBM with...

with...


with...



A SPOFFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again, you are allergic to spoffits, therefor TPAM dies. I choke TPBM with TPAM.

I am a ghost. Therefore I cannot die so that post never happened. TPAM is also allergic to soffits, and this causes them to puke on TPBM.

My vomit misses me and lands on TPAM and they are no longer a ghost, period, no more ghost this or ghost that, no just no ghosts. I rip TPBM's head off.