You cant physically beat myself with myself. I look at you with the most hilarious face. Are you ok bro?

I hit TPBM with a metal lawn chair.

You got Ninja'd!!!!

I dodged the lawn chair and it hits TPBM.

Still impossible. Lol

I hit TPBM with a ghost gopher

That didn't happen, because you are dead. I laugh at TPAM and forget to attack tpbm.

That gives me the perfect chance you dunce lol.

I hit TPBM with a rabid dog

I get bit and get rabese. Now I go after TPBM

I summon Vrath, who better have a very good explanation for knowing Lizzy. He eats you and TPBM.

No, ge ate GroxLord twice, and didn't eat me.

I strap TPBM to a wall, and repeatedly hit TPBM with a hammer!

I pull a hidden gun out and shoot TPAM, then I electrocute TPBM.

I am rubber so it does not affect me. Learn yo chemisty peeps!

I hit TPBM with a fat person

He was too heavy, I could dodge with ease.

I rub a habanero chilli on TPBM's eyes, blinding him/her!

Luckily, androids don't feel pain that way.

I take the chilli TPAM was holding, and shoot it at TPBM.

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I get so angry that I use my ghost powers to make TPBM internally combust.

I am already dead. I am also a ghost. I beat the TPBM with my dead body.

I deflect it while holding this:

Then I throw this monster at TPBM.
EDITS FTW -_-