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Starcutter

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Page lag strikes again.

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Starcutter

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Their game lags out, and they crash and die.

Clark and Stanley watch The Matrix.

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They cut holes in there neck and plugg in an iPhone cable.













Clark and Stanley marries a Grox...

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The Grox was the Grox captain Grononium, who killed them.
Clark and Stanley roleplay.

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Starcutter

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Unfortunately, the characters they make are gary-stus and they are burned.

Clark and Stanley try to be hip and cool.

fungus3

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This thread gets locked for succumbing to page lag.

Clark and Stanley are lagging.

DarkMagickan

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The lagging intensifies, lagging them out of existence.

Clark and Stanley go to a planet named Fluffy Pillow World.

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It's acually a very spikey planet.
Clark and Stanley use wisps.

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Being confused as to what wisps are, they go out to a swamp to find one. They follow a will-o-the-wisp straight into a crocodile's mouth.

Clark and Stanley vote.

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They voted for an unpopular third-party candidate, and are eviscerated by an angry mob.

Clark and Stanley 001100010010011110100001101101110011.(bender time code)

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They can't understand binary, and their brains die.
Clark and Stanley get every Spore achivement.

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This crashes the game in which they live, destroying them.

Clark and Stanley watch Netflix.

Quetzaldactyl

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It gets throttled. Enraged, Clark and Stanley take to the streets in protest, only to be run over by oncoming traffic.

Clark and Stanley, short on cash, decide to bet on horse racing.

May or may not be a Thrive sleeper agent.

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Unfortunately, they bet more than their net worth to a guy named Tony the Skull SPORE. To everyone's surprise, they win, but Tony doesn't have enough money to pay them, so he cracks their skulls anyway.

Clark and Stanley play Sims 4 on PS4.

Quetzaldactyl

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... Or, at least, they try to.

Upon being informed that they require an Origin account to play the game, they come to the conclusion that their PS4 has a virus. Clark attempts to shove a McAfee box into the console to solve the problem, causing the console to explode, killing him and Stanley.


Clark and Stanley go on a self-discovery journey in Siberia.

May or may not be a Thrive sleeper agent.

 
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